Let’s talk about me. I haven’t done that since my last blog post.
I am pretty awesome, if I’m honest. Here are some reasons why:
Firstly, I’m nice. People can talk to me and, unless i’m having a bad day, i’ll respond. I’ll even act like I care in most cases because, in most cases, I care. If you’re talking about why you’re happy, i’ll be happy for you. If you’re talking about why you’re unhappy, i’ll think long and hard about how, and if, I can help. And If I can I will try my darndest to do so.
Which leads me on to my second point. I’m reliable and efficient. If you give me a task to do, I’ll do it to the best of my ability (Which is pretty high, but we’ll get to that in a bit) and quickly. Ask anyone who’s ask me to do something for them and I doubt any of them will seriously say it was rubbish and late. Ask anyone who’s arranged a meeting with me and they’ll return with a story starting with “Well, he was there when I arrived…”
Not only that, but if needs be i’ll stay long after I have to. Not to finish my own work – that was finished long before – but to help others with theirs, or just keep them company while they do it themself. It doesn’t upset me to be there, but it’ll probably upset them if I left. It’s only logical to stay.
Although, they may ask me to help as – as previously stated – if I put my mind to something, I do it well. Grades in Education aside (they don’t show skill, they’re a pointless exercise in arselicking), the majority of my work is seen to be of a high standard even though I would disagree – perfectionism isn’t a flaw, is it? The remaining minority of work that isn’t high standard is either very old, or meant to be that way for effect.
Away from work, I’m funny. I make jokes, I make people laugh. At some point i’ve probably made you laugh. If i’m lucky i’ll make you laugh during the 3 minutes you spend reading this post which would prove this point and the rest of my points.
Personality isn’t everything, and it’s always good to judge people based on looks.
Now, while I’m hardly Bradert Downey Clooneyor, i’m not exactly a troll either. A happy medium. I’d need a bit of photoshopping before i’m on the cover of FHM, but my face wouldn’t become an overnight phenominum for being the ugliest thing since the baby swan mingled with the ducks.
So, there are many points describing why i’m rather nifty. The cliche here is to say “Oh, i’m also modest” but I won’t. Because I’m not. I’m arrogant and brilliant.
And you wouldn’t have it any otherway.
Lovely!