Ryan in play by @jameshamilton. Character lines = ‘Say wot u like’ x50. Wears sheet. Fucks up. Play gets worse. Director helps by talking to actors during performance. Fails. He asks if I have mobile to turn play into modern Art. I don’t. Other fuck ups include all off the buttons being ripped off the lead actresses cardigan, revealing a magnificant corset. We all filter backstage, which in the script is onstage and should be part of the show. Due to fuck up, there is noone on stage, but the play goes on. What do we do? We turn off the stage lights. In the darkness, all the audience hears is darkness. We slide ( literally slide) on stage. Lights come up in an exciting. The cast of 20 jolt to life like a camp man trying to look professional. And so begins THE POWER PLAY. A piece of physical theatre. Which noone expected. Due to the shock of it being awesome, everyone on stages laughs. Embarrassment causes Ryan to wake up.
Analise that, Bitch.
